No weight gain for me this Christmas

I have discovered the secret to achieving weight loss over the Christmas period. Get a stomach wog which will ensure all the food you eat pases straight through you.

5 Responses to “No weight gain for me this Christmas”

  1. Beth Says:

    yuck

  2. helen Says:

    Did you get the stomach wog before or after you arrived in Australia from 6m months in India?

  3. david Says:

    Before I left India. Well I had it in-transit anyway.

  4. howie Says:

    a stomach wog? wow never had one of them. I mean i’ve had stomach yanks, and stomach poms, and stomach bugs even but never a wog.

    does a stomach wog have lots of cousins?

  5. david Says:

    Yes, too many cousins they keep on coming to visit. Very dificult to get out of the system.

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